• Everyone else: Oh my god I'm so excited to see this band play! All of the people here equally like them just as much as I do! This is going to be awesome!
• Me: OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO SEE MY BABIES. I CAN'T BREATHE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE SO PERFECT JESUS CHRIST I WANT TO CRY. FUCK EVERYONE HERE I LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE. THEY BELONG TO ME AND NO ONE ELSE OH MY GOD I JUST CAN'T THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYONE AND ANYTHING. IF I'M NOT IN THE FRONT AGAINST THE BARRIER I AM HANGING MYSELF I NEED TO BE IN THE FRONT I WILL BE IN THE FRONT I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYONE HERE OH MY GOD.

• before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy... and quiet... it's adorable
• after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

peewentz:

i have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time

(Source: dalloon)